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‘Association Of Destructive Clowns’ – Fani Kayode Mocks ADC

Femi Fani Kayode

Former Minister of Aviation, Femi Fani-Kayode, has described the African Democratic Congress (ADC) as an association of destructive clowns, stating that President Bola Tinubu will win the 2027 election.

PrimeTimes Nigeria reports that Fani-Kayode, in a post on his Facebook page on Saturday, said the national convention organised by the David-Mark faction of the ADC was disorganised and lacked credibility.

According to him, the event reflected poor coordination and internal disunity, stressing that participants appeared uncomfortable due to inadequate facilities, including the absence of functional air-conditioning.

Fani-Kayode further claimed the gathering was marked by disorderly conduct and confusion among attendees, citing how a chieftain of the ADC screamed, “APC” at the top of his voice after which, he suddenly remembered that he had left APC years earlier & that he was actually in an ADC Convention”.

He dismissed the political strength of the faction, insisting it poses no real challenge ahead of future elections.

He said, “I watched a faction of the ADC conducting what they described as their party Convention a few days ago & it was pitiful. I saw an overcrowded hall filled with hot, sweaty, men & women, most of them looking worne, tired & undernourished. They wore orange caps & were using pamphlets & brochures to fan themselves because the building had no functional air-conditioning system.

“They sweated profusely, argued loudly amongst themselves, broke into fisticuffs & at a point in the proceedings one of their more elderly leaders got on the stage, took the microphone and screamed “APC” at the top of his voice after which, he suddenly remembered that he had left APC years earlier & that he was actually in an ADC Convention!

“Nevertheless, his shame & embarrassment was total & in an attempt to redeem himself & melt the ice, he told the astounded & shocked gathering that he was sorry for blurting out the ruling parties initials instead of theirs & that he needed to “take a purgative”. After him another strange-looking elderly man came on the stage who looked badly ravaged by the rigours of life, who was terribly unkempt & who appeared to be in dire need of medical attention.

“Another curious dimension to the whole thing was watching a fully grown bearded man on the stage with a huge pot belly (which made him look pregnant) wearing what looked like a woman’s beige skirt on top of a pair of beautiful beige trousers whilst sporting a pair of dark sunglasses to cover his eyes. Some called it a “bold fashion statement” whilst others said it was an expression of his non-binary status & gender fluidity.

“Whichever way to wear a man’s trousers & a woman’s skirt all at the same time at a factional party, Convention, or anywhere else is a novelty & something few of us have witnessed in a political gathering. I guess times have changed. Forgive me for saying so but this was indeed a strange gathering of confused, reckless, desperate, cantankerous, quarrelsome & in some cases senile actors from the past who have long lost their glamour, gravitas & steam & who have no sense of purpose, unity or direction.

“Is it any wonder that they call them an ‘Association of Destructive Clowns’. If that is the best they can do then President Tinubu has already won the 2027 election. By 12.00 noon it will be over. What we witnessed was more of a gathering of hungry, ragged & desperate jackals & long-rejected souls that are craving for a return to power rather than the Convention of a legitimate & serious political party. Mr. President rightly described theirs as a “street Convention”. What he failed to add was that it was a street Convention of vagabonds, riggers & wanderers.”

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